Fine manual? Fine, you say? What is this nonsense? In response, I point you to this Adobe support page, where it seems one of their writers has a sense of humor. InDesign's comprehensive Help system is available to you on your computer. [...]

In the beginning, there was the University of California, Berkeley. At first the University was shapeless, with nary a frosh to be seen. But the state hovered over the campus and said, "Fiat lux", and the lux was fiated. Then were the younger separated [...]

I often wonder if I should have been born a child of the 80s (which, literally, I suppose, means 60s) rather than now. Reasons being: While the hairstyle could use work, A Flock of Seagulls is fabulous I wear my sunglasses at night (NOT "stunna shades" [...]

"I don't care what you say; I want to play basketball!" shouted Johnny at his mother. "No, Johnny" she replied crossly. "Even if you were more athletically inclined, everyone knows that achromatic fellows struggle with bounding." Johnny crossed his arms and glared upon hearing [...]

At long last, the Photos portion of this blog has been updated and should remain as such for the foreseeable future. Thanks to Fotobook, a wonderful Wordpress plugin that hooks into your Facebook account, this blog now displays whatever I upload there, [...]