Today’s rating: fuck!
Egads! Pardon my English. This Airbag Blog Advisory System (”because sometimes words hurt”) is hilarious, and can now be found in the sidebar. It pokes major amounts of fun at the ridiculous Homeland Security Advisory System (be careful on those orange days, kids!) by ranking your website based on its offensiveness. To quote the manifesto:
Do you use words like crap, damn, hell, poop, or kakka in your blog posts and/or comments? Then consider adding the Airbag Department of Security Blog Advisory System badge to your site to prevent people from becoming victims of your freedom hating content. Sticks and stones sure, but believe me pal, the power of the blog comment is mightier than a dirty bomb.
Dirty bomb indeed. I guess I’d better cut back on the naughty from now on. No more bigger-than-three-ounce carry-ons will be boarding this blog, no siree!
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