"I don't care what you say; I want to play basketball!" shouted Johnny at his mother. "No, Johnny" she replied crossly. "Even if you were more athletically inclined, everyone knows that achromatic fellows struggle with bounding." Johnny crossed his arms and glared upon hearing [...]

At long last, the Photos portion of this blog has been updated and should remain as such for the foreseeable future. Thanks to Fotobook, a wonderful Wordpress plugin that hooks into your Facebook account, this blog now displays whatever I upload there, [...]

The other night I had a very entertaining talk with my roommate, and it got me to thinking how lucky I am in the friends I'm privileged enough to keep. It began on the topic of Michael Moore's newest film, Sicko, and the general state of [...]