A throne fit for a king

As many of you may know, my roommate Charles is rather addicted to playing his favorite videogame, World of Warcraft. He generally plays at least four to five hours per day (often more), and as such is glued to his chair on a constant basis. So, being the kind-hearted and thoughtful person that I am, I asked myself: what might I do to make Charles’ game-playing bouts more comfortable?

After considerable consideration, much wracking of my brain, and a fortuitous find next to the dumpster in our parking garage, I have at last found the solution! (Click for larger version.)

Finally, Charles’ marathon sessions will be able to continue truly uninterrupted! No more pesky bathroom breaks will be required. All that’s left is to bring the mini-fridge into the room, stock it with caffeinated beverages, hook his arm up to a nutrient-providing IV, and he’ll be set for life. To think that I, one of Charles’ truest and most cherished friends, have made possible such a glorious future for him. Sometimes I amaze even myself with my benevolence.